I now identify as a Neanderthal Man. A Trans-Gene decision. I’ve decided that I am from this day forward identify myself as a Neanderthal Man…if a bloke can identify himself as a woman without any of the accoutrements of a woman, and a woman can say she is a man for the same reasons, then I can identify myself as Neanderthal. Why? You may ask even though it is not your business nor right to ask…it is because I have had a gutfull of frikken’ Cro-Magnon and Sapien Man pushing, pushing, pushing to get up early, aspire, aspire, aspire to get things done, to “succeed” to accumulate material possessions etc, etc., when it is so much more comfortable and productive to the psyche to lay in bed and dream of ..of..dreamy things…and when I get hungry, I can knock a bit of flint to Make a fish-hook and go catch a cod or something and cook it over a slow fire while the good wife knocks up a watercress salad or something. What’s with all this “as...